Splash Zone

A scenic lake surrounded by a half-mile concrete walking path. Light poles line the perimeter, perfect for string-of-pearls type beatdowns, or simply moseying until merlot or Mary.

This large amphitheater is rumored to be the inspiration for Elon Musk's Cybertruck. With a raised stage and a lakefront view, it's perfectly designed to carry your mumblechatter far and wide.

Need shelter from the rain, or simply to sit for a while? Look no further! These covered picnic areas are perfect for step-ups, Australian merkins, or short mosey laps around the ramada.

The two pristine basketball courts are perfect for four-corners type beatdowns or suicide drills. Plus, they're within earshot of the tennis courts—a prime EH opportunity!

With a smidge of creativity, even the newest Q can surely come up with painful ways to enjoy these two zig-zag paths. Up one side and down the other, or even better—up both sides!

Technically, there's only one hill here, but there is one biggest side of it. Nothing beats the scenic view from The Big Hill of the sunrise on the mountains as you Bernie Sanders shuffle to its summit. 

Six comfortable benches, conveniently positioned so PAX can smell the fragrant flowers and gaze lovingly into each others' eyes while they burn out on dips. It's also the perfect loop for a ring of fire!

If you're looking to make every exercise twice as hard, why not do it with sand? It's not quite North Shore, but it's plenty to ruin a morning or two by making soft places gritty.

Down one side and up the other? Sounds like the perfect location for a Webb-Jack-Webb! Yes, I just made that up. No, it's not very creative. Yes, I'm leaving now to submit it to the Exicon.